rabioheab:

reblog if you are actually a ghost from the 1800’s that is blogging from beyond the grave

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triplexpoint:

Once, she was a civilian.

Now, she is a Ranger.

2/? other Pacific Rim edits here.

 

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alphavalko:

sammiwolfe:

roachpatrol:

"Auditory Stagnation

GIVE ME THESE. GIVE. GIVE ME THEM. 

The ultimate in “don’t talk to me” technology because if people keep trying to talk to you you can just spear them in the eye.

*Hannibal fandom breathing hard* 

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gothamchronicle:

Waynes Shot Dead in Alley

City mourns the loss of beloved philanthropists.

In a dark Theater District alley, the lives of Thomas Wayne and his wife, Martha, came to an end. After attending a performance of a popular musical, the couple and their young son took a shortcut through an alley to catch a cab when a masked robber held them at gunpoint. Despite their cooperation, the gunman fired at Martha and Thomas, killing them both, but leaving their son alive to witness the bloody scene.

At 11:13pm last night, 12-year-old Bruce Wayne’s screams of terror caught the attention of concerned citizens. “By the time I got there, he had calmed down,” recounted Katherine Seo, a homeless woman who saw the gruesome spectacle. “He was a lot more composed than I would have been, and trust me, I’ve seen a lot of stuff go down out here.”

Police arrived moments after the shootings and cordoned off the alley. “We are doing everything in our power to track down our suspect and bring this criminal to justice,” Police Commissioner Patrick Brady told the press as forensics specialists covered every square inch of alley space. “If anyone has seen anything or knows someone who did, please contact your local police station immediately.”

As of press time this morning, no witnesses had come forward.

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chess-ka:

sexybaldwin:

otterlogic:

Dedicated to sexybaldwin, the creator of this beautiful AU.

I now know what true beauty is- a whole catch of sea puns.

Eel Harlan. Fave.

If you like Night Vale and sea puns, boy do I have the fic rec for you.

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Q

vaulteddoors asked:

I've noticed while reading some of your stuff that you often have phrases popping up again and again almost like the chorus of a song. Do you have a name for that technique? How do you choose what words are important enough to repeat?

A

chuckpalahniuk:

If you notice, every in-group has phrases they use to reference past experiences they shared.  Using those phrases keeps the past present and reinforces their relationship.  Those are the choruses I like to use as bits of “echo” from earlier in the book.  With every use they also morph.  For example, “One minute you’re just a kid getting off, and the next minute you’ll never be a lawyer.”  By grafting two dissimilar references I always get a laugh.

Other repeatedly used phrases are more mechanical ways of changing the topic or pausing for a beat.  Phrases like “Sorry Mom.  Sorry God.” are a kind-of sorbet or buffer that allows me to jump to a new topic.  Phrases, like “For serious” in ‘Choke’ or the litany of “Jumping Tiger Bang-Pow” in ‘Pygmy’ are verbal tics that help characterize the speaker. 

Every trick has a reason. 

swan2swan:

an-improbable-dreamer:

adirtyshisno:

I literally laughed all the way through that oh my god

(whispers)  i found the vegan 

This person is going to be a voter.

swan2swan:

an-improbable-dreamer:

adirtyshisno:

I literally laughed all the way through that oh my god

(whispers) i found the vegan

This person is going to be a voter.

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thesmellofgreen:

laughterkey:

milesofastora:

vinyasanya:

its never not a good time for this video

…..you…..you found it

Classic

can you believe there are people who haven’t seen this video before

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roachpatrol:

where is the harry potter fic where harry has to deal with the fact that ginny weasely is deeply fucked over by childhood insecurities and trust issues from her family and then by her terrible first year at hogwarts and then by her terrible sixth year of hogwarts she was the…

obstinate-nocturna:

bemusedlybespectacled:

inkfromtheoctopus:

Addams Family Values (1993)

Gomez knows how its fucking done.

Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.

Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.

Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.

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tamorapierce:

playwright-cute:

comeoutofthewoodwork:

fattyforever:

I remember how much her realization that she was “never going to be good enough for him” resonated with me when I first watched this movie. She decided to push herself, not to be with him, but to prove him the fuck wrong.

Strong female role models who can still wear pink and love fashion. Yes yes yes.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD

CAN WE JUST STOP FOR A SEC THO?

HE’S INSULTING HER FOR BEING DUMB

SHE GOT INTO THAT SCHOOL ON HER OWN.

WARNER NEEDED HIS DADDY TO CALL THEM TO BE ABLE TO GET IN.

I LOVE THIS MOVIE NO ONE EVEN UNDERSTANDS.

I love this movie, too, even if the law at the end was a little screwy.

I love how the women at the end came together, and how Elle got emotional support from her salon people.

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florelgreen:

pretend to be me in my ask and ill rate its accuracy /10

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surprisedbitch:

when you get a bad haircut and you see people for the first time

image

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lmnpnch:

Nebula and Gamora: adopted sisters, daughters of Thanos.

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brandonmod131:

betterbemeta:

slackeremeritus:

ghostalebrije:

theblondebitch:

London Comic Con October 2013 

Hot fucking DAMN Assassins from all over the world and a shitton of different time periods?!

Rifle Assassin in the third gif could get it so hard.

NOW I WANNA DO A MEXICAN REVOLUTION ASSASSIN OMFG

COWBOY ASSASSIN THO

SOLDIER ASSASSIN THO

OK, can I say I love this not just because of the variation of time periods and the awesome shooting but because all of the assassin cosplayers are visually different

not only is there a good amount of women in there, but also everybody has a lot of bodily variation and different silhouettes, they’re cosplayers, REAL PEOPLE dressing up rather than video game people or specifically-cast models or actors picked to look a certain way, so we get so much more of an organic variety. 

And it doesn’t matter if ANYONE thinks they don’t look ‘right’, when you’re shot this way, when you work it, when you’re confident, you can be of any body type and you will always look awesome.

goal: join these people one day with my own cosplay

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